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✓ Toes: Appendages for detecting door corners.

✓ Tie: Arrow pointing to the brain of the man.

✓ Parents: two people who teach you to walk and talk just to ask you to sit down and shut up afterwards.

✓ Santa Claus: Character invented by parents whose non-existence is revealed when gifts become too expensive.

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✓ Keychain: Handy invention that allows losing all keys at the same time

✓ Cleaning: Action of moving dirt across the room

✓ Alzheimer: I don’t know, can't remember anymore

✓ Religion war: War waged to find out who has the best imaginary friend

✓ Death: Expiry date of the 'Life' product

✓ Life: Fatal disease, sexually transmitted

✓ Easy opening: Invented by somebody who never tried his invention!

✓ Car: May hold 250 horses in the engine and a donkey at the wheel.

✓ Work: Activity designed to remember why vacation exists

✓ Bed: Place you rarely get tired of

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